Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: Brothers.
As far as brothers go, mine are the best.
Max booed every girl that sang on The Voice tonight,
after farting in my lap...twice.
Mason asked me what the F word was.
I told him no one is allowed to say it,
so he asked how anyone knew what the word is,
if no one can say it?
After one of the dogs pooped in the house today,
Max yelled, WOO that is totally the smell of death!!
Mason wanted to know why Im not in school.
I explained I already graduated college,
and he said I must be forever old to be done with school,
because you go to school forever.
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